m4ge:

m4ge:

went to the grocery store yesterday and saw they had some cheddar cheese on sale. i noticed a middle aged woman filling her entire hand basket with these discounted aged cheddar blocks, hand movements frantic and eyes set with determination. i reached over and grabbed a block from the discount bin. she snapped out of her reverie and quietly asked “do you want some more?” i said no i only want one block. she looked horrified. are you sure, she asked. yeah, i responded, plunking the block in next to my spinach. she began explaining that she and her friends really like this particular cheese. she sounded horrified. she was stumbling on her own words. i left quickly, feeling like i walked into something i shouldnt have seen. a private moment between this woman and her cheeses. i hope she is doing okay and is eating her cheese. 

actually im eating my cheese now and honestly i understand her, this cheese SLAPS


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spikedaily:

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#spike said fine if you won’t let me be your boyfriend I will be your mom’s son in law
(via @anyxnka)


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mephostophilis:

mephostophilis:

mephostophilis:

so i saw this tweet earlier

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you too can have a pingus for the low low price of One Thousand Five Hundred pounds quid

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hey girl you wanna see my grandiose Pingus

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peter sisseck IS Pingus


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cryptotheism:

stardial:

stardial:

stardial:

it’s insane how quickly your life can just. suddenly improve. i used to be so miserable but now i own 5 swords

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@cadaverkeys on it boss.

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pictured is two rapiers, a fencing foil, a saber, and a rapier thats been shortened down <3

my arm hurts so much.

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The five of swords. Heated competition, boastfulness, victory at any cost.


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ladjarica:

ladjarica:

It’s incredible how people have been protesting pants and skirts not having pockets but not a single peep is heard over the fact that skirts no longer have underskirts by default. Underskirts (or lining) was a thing when I was a child, no skirt would be made without lining, you didn’t have to think and check if your whole ass is visible in a skirt because lining was a thing!!!! Now most skirts don’t and it’s simply because it’s cheaper, fuck the fact that a customer doesn’t want their panties shown in broad daylight, it saves a couple of cents on material.

okay so this has definitely breached containment and I want to point something out:

  • Yes slips are a thing but that’s beyond the point. It’s not just about skirts, it’s the fact that garments have lost any quality they used to have and it’s only getting worse.
  • Also, telling people to just buy a slip??? We don’t tell women to buy a purse if she don’t have pockets on her jeans?? Slips are an additional cost we should not be shouldering. They are often expensive, not size inclusive and unlike a lining that’s made SPECIFICALLY for the skirt it’s sewn onto, a slip might be too long or too short or just not look right.
  • as someone pointed out in the tags even coats and other garments have started to be sewn without lining and the purpose of lining is more than to hide your underwear.
  • The purpose of a lining is to add to the comfort of the wearer; preserve the shape of a garment or add body to it; and conceal construction details and raw edges of fabric, thus giving a finished appearance to the inside of the garment. A neatly applied lining usually adds to a garment quality.
  • I own a wool coat from an Austrian company that no longer exists (thanks thrifting), and it is in impeccable state. It has no tears, not one pulled thread and the shape still holds despite it being probably around 80 years old. Meanwhile another coat I had bought recently at a store already has a gaping hole where the stitches started unraveling. this ISN’T NORMAL!
  • Our clothes should last us, we should stop being ok with the absolute fuckery that is fast fashion and demand garments that will not break apart after two months.

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fictionalized:

One of the Diamondbacks pitchers was wearing these cleats tonight….

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transmascpetewentz:

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nuka-rockit:

hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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Chat where did I go wrong

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the reviews are in


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spicyraeman:

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got bae'zel brainrot and its terminal


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frodo-sam:

Then my friend is truly dead. Goodbye, Darth.

EWAN MCGREGOR as Obi-Wan Kenobi in OBI-WAN KENOBI
Episode 06: Part VI
2022 | dir. Deborah Chow

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# i can fly anything